MoshiDraw!

A drawing blog by Honi and Jimmy
In medieval times when cool people would invent a new trend they’d have to think about “should I show it to the local lords and ladies?” because it wouldn’t get popular if you didn’t but also they might steal it and pretend that they had invented it and exile you to Frisia or Moravia or Lotharingia which is worse than it sounds because those countries all had terrible health care. Like, the treatment for a toothache was they just killed you. by jimmy

In medieval times when cool people would invent a new trend they’d have to think about “should I show it to the local lords and ladies?” because it wouldn’t get popular if you didn’t but also they might steal it and pretend that they had invented it and exile you to Frisia or Moravia or Lotharingia which is worse than it sounds because those countries all had terrible health care. Like, the treatment for a toothache was they just killed you.

by jimmy

It’s weird to be in a host body and then you look in the pocket of the pants its wearing and you find your old phone number from back when you were simply corporeal and you realize, “Oh shit! This is the person who killed me and sent me on this quest for vengeance in the first place!” and you don’t care because, finally, a body with really tight abdominal muscles. Like you could grate cheese with them and then not eat the cheese so you don’t get fat covering these awesome abs. by jimmy (Oh, also, if you know what kind of plants these are please tell me because they just started growing all over the place and I think they might be triffids or body snatchers or begonias.)

It’s weird to be in a host body and then you look in the pocket of the pants its wearing and you find your old phone number from back when you were simply corporeal and you realize, “Oh shit! This is the person who killed me and sent me on this quest for vengeance in the first place!” and you don’t care because, finally, a body with really tight abdominal muscles.

Like you could grate cheese with them and then not eat the cheese so you don’t get fat covering these awesome abs.

by jimmy


(Oh, also, if you know what kind of plants these are please tell me because they just started growing all over the place and I think they might be triffids or body snatchers or begonias.)

I met a traveler from an antique land who said, “When life gives you lemons, set it free if it comes back to you, look before you leap for it is better to light a candle than to have a bird in the hand. So dance like no one is a free lunch that calls the kettle black, for absolute power makes the heart grow fonder, and all that glitters is not the mother of invention!” The lone and level sands stretch far away. by jimmy

I met a traveler from an antique land who said,

“When life gives you lemons, set it free

if it comes back to you, look before you leap

for it is better to light a candle than to have a bird in the hand.

So dance like no one is a free lunch that calls the kettle black,

for absolute power makes the heart grow fonder,

and all that glitters is not the mother of invention!”

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

by jimmy

It’s sad that the English language has so many irregular verbs. I wish I could just say “I goed to the store today, but then I falled down and hurted myself!” Not because regular verbs make language acquisition easier, just because they’re so much cuter. “I cutted my finger! It bleeded!” by jimmy

It’s sad that the English language has so many irregular verbs. I wish I could just say “I goed to the store today, but then I falled down and hurted myself!” Not because regular verbs make language acquisition easier, just because they’re so much cuter. “I cutted my finger! It bleeded!”

by jimmy

Scientists can make a computer that’s the size of a dime but who will sit in front of this computer all day in a microscopic cubicle preparing spread sheets on the profit margins for chewing gum factories in rural Alabama? Your children, that’s who. by jimmy

Scientists can make a computer that’s the size of a dime but who will sit in front of this computer all day in a microscopic cubicle preparing spread sheets on the profit margins for chewing gum factories in rural Alabama? Your children, that’s who.

by jimmy

I saw this woman reading on the subway without permission. This is why the second amendment is so important, and why our churches should take up leadership issues on poverty management and bioweapons research. Like the Bible says,”Duh! umm…duh! Brocolli underpants magician warfare!” (Numbers 31:13-18) by jimmy

I saw this woman reading on the subway without permission. This is why the second amendment is so important, and why our churches should take up leadership issues on poverty management and bioweapons research. Like the Bible says,”Duh! umm…duh! Brocolli underpants magician warfare!” (Numbers 31:13-18)

by jimmy

Traditional Korean “Jajungeo namoo kore” art involves the artistic depiction and juxtaposition of a bicycle (jajungeo) a tree (namoo) and a whale (kore). It sounds strange, but at least they didn’t spend six centuries painting nothing but a naked guy who’s been nailed to a tree and then laid in his mom’s lap. by jimmy [Update: I was asked when Jajungeo namoo kore art begain. Jajungeo namoo kore art dates to the Gojoseon period, when King Dangun was said to have ridden his bicycle into the Tree of Life and been concussed. When he came to, a whale appeared before him and prophesied that his kingdom would last as long as “bicycles roamed the earth, trees sprouted from it, and whales swam the seas.” It is said that at the end of time, the great whale Yong-Kore will arise from the deep and swallow the world, and that only the Koreans will survive, riding away on bicycles that will sprout from the last remaining tree.]

Traditional Korean “Jajungeo namoo kore” art involves the artistic depiction and juxtaposition of a bicycle (jajungeo) a tree (namoo) and a whale (kore). It sounds strange, but at least they didn’t spend six centuries painting nothing but a naked guy who’s been nailed to a tree and then laid in his mom’s lap.

by jimmy

[Update: I was asked when Jajungeo namoo kore art begain. Jajungeo namoo kore art dates to the Gojoseon period, when King Dangun was said to have ridden his bicycle into the Tree of Life and been concussed. When he came to, a whale appeared before him and prophesied that his kingdom would last as long as “bicycles roamed the earth, trees sprouted from it, and whales swam the seas.” It is said that at the end of time, the great whale Yong-Kore will arise from the deep and swallow the world, and that only the Koreans will survive, riding away on bicycles that will sprout from the last remaining tree.]

Anger is not a necessary by-product of aging. Some people become more placid with time. If a loved one approaching middle-age seems to be increasingly calm and accepting perhaps a neurological check-up is in order, though it might just be a slow, crushing sense of defeat hugging her so tightly that all the rage is being squeezed out of her body like a watermelon seed popping out between two slimy fingers. by jimmy

Anger is not a necessary by-product of aging. Some people become more placid with time. If a loved one approaching middle-age seems to be increasingly calm and accepting perhaps a neurological check-up is in order, though it might just be a slow, crushing sense of defeat hugging her so tightly that all the rage is being squeezed out of her body like a watermelon seed popping out between two slimy fingers.

by jimmy

People often confuse the statistical with the individual. For example, let’s say you read that Macedonians are 45% more likely to commit murder than orangutans are. That doesn’t mean that if you’re given the choice of sitting next to an orangutan or a Macedonian on a long bus ride that you should automatically pick the orangutan. You have to take these things on a case-by-case basis. by jimmy

People often confuse the statistical with the individual. For example, let’s say you read that Macedonians are 45% more likely to commit murder than orangutans are. That doesn’t mean that if you’re given the choice of sitting next to an orangutan or a Macedonian on a long bus ride that you should automatically pick the orangutan. You have to take these things on a case-by-case basis.

by jimmy

work in progress -by honi

work in progress

-by honi